Today's Lesson: Sincerity
Forget the juxtaposition of mercy for Bartman/gallows for Mariotti. No, it's simply the irony of chiding the Blue Jay for mentioning Bartman in a column every two and a half weeks in a column about...Steve Bartman.
The column, of course, tugged at the heartstrings on the level of Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times, who routinely wins national column-writing awards despite offering all the poetry and insight of an old Comiskey Park brick.
However it serves you on a slow news day, eh, Rick?
--Brett Ballantini
Labels: Bill Plaschke, brick poetry, Jay Mariotti, Rick Morrissey, sincere apologies, Steve Bartman
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