The Daily Diss

Today's Tribune Business section includes a story by Tribune staff reporter Becky Yerak about a dispute over Bears tickets in the bankruptcy proceedings of Sentinel Management Group. Apparently, Sentinel owned six season tickets to Bears games and four season tickets to White Sox games, and the former employee who sat in the Bears seats is trying to hold onto the tickets. Stop the freakin' presses! Slow news day? The story's so pointless we think the whole fiasco may have been written just so Becky Yerak, who as a Tribune employee has a financial interest in the Cubs, could write its last line:

No tussle occurred over the White Sox tickets.

We're sure Yerak will say she was just reporting the facts. Yeah, right.